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Seth Rogen is faster than an Asian.
Dear Michel Gondry,
Thank you for not writing The Green Hornet, because even though the script isn't very good, you most likely would have found a way to make it worse. That's right, I saw Be Kind Rewind, and I am going to hold it against you forever.
There are still some problems with The Green Hornet, but I had low expectations anyway so they weren't deal-breakers. It is important to note that the film's entertainment value comes almost entirely from Jay Chou and Christoph Waltz, so those who don't find Engrish funny aren't going to enjoy this film at all.
Who am I kidding; everyone loves Engrish.