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He's trying to find the white meat. |
Teenage girls just can't seem to fall in love with the living anymore. Vampires and werewolves I can understand. Vampires have just the right amount of mystery and darkness, and werewolves tend to have deliciously bronzed abs even when they do
look like alpacas. Monsters used to be scary, but now they're just your daughter's boyfriend. I guess that gives the fathers of the world one more reason to hunt them down, but seriously, ladies. I know you're all secretly dead on the inside, but zombies?! They are a little too-obviously dead on the outside, and they want to eat you. And not in an I-want-to-eat-you-so-bad-but-I-love-you-so-much-and-let's-make-a-vampire-baby sort of way. This opening paragraph has been brought to you by
Twilight references and misogyny.
So, let's start the review here.
Warm Bodies is good. (
A warm body is always good. Right, bro?)
Damn it. The third time should be the charm: